Oops, All Squirrels!
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Commander Deck
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl leads a token swarm strategy centered on generating massive numbers of Squirrel tokens through her own triggered abilities, token doublers like Peregrin Took, and dedicated producers like Squirrel Nest and Chitterspitter, which also pumps the team as tokens accumulate. The deck then uses anthem effects from cards like Squirrel Sovereign, Deep Forest Hermit, and Spider-Ham to grow the swarm to lethal size, closing out games with a mass pump spell like Overrun or a massive token flood from the commander's activated ability. Supporting the engine are robust land-based ramp, card draw triggered by combat damage through Toski, Bearer of Secrets, and protective spells to keep key creatures alive through the red zone.
Decklist
- Explosive Vegetation
- Rampant Growth
- Acorn Harvest
- Universal Automaton
- Druid's Deliverance
- Squirrel Wrangler
- Chatter of the Squirrel
- Broken Bond
- Llanowar Elves
- Memorial to Unity
- Toski, Bearer of Secrets
- Snakeskin Veil
- Scurrid Colony
- Squirrel Sanctuary
- Chatterstorm
- Arbor Elf
- Citanul Hierophants
- Overrun
- Peregrin Took
- Arch of Orazca
- Hidden Nursery
- Explore
- Squirrel Nest
- Everflowing Chalice
- Arcane Signet
- Desert of the Indomitable
- Cache Grab
- Peerless Recycling
- Barkform Harvester
- Treetop Sentries
- Curious Forager
- Honored Dreyleader
- Bakersbane Duo
- Rootcast Apprenticeship
- Prosperous Innkeeper
- Chitterspitter
- Deep Forest Hermit
- End-Raze Forerunners
- Hedron Archive
- Squirrel Sovereign
- Return to Nature
- Mind Stone
- Temple of the False God
- Mosswort Bridge
- Tranquil Thicket
- Ivy Lane Denizen
- Bushwhack
- Avishkar Raceway
- Sol Ring
- Grapple with the Past
- Kishla Village
- Cultivate
- Harrow
- Frog-Squirrels
- Cycle of Renewal
- Realmwalker
- Harmonize
- Royal Treatment
- Pick Your Poison
- Go Nuts!
- Metallic Mimic
- Skullclamp
- Path of Discovery
- 28× Forest
- Cloakwood Hermit
- Symmetry Matrix
- Nut Collector
- Pawpatch Formation
- Bushy Bodyguard
- Genesis Wave
- Spider-Ham, Peter Porker
- Blossoming Defense