Blech, Loafing Pest — Commander art

Blech, Loafing Pest

Blech, Loafing Pest Commander Deck

by mortal_hydra100 cards

This deck is a lifegain and Pest-tribal shell. Blech, Loafing Pest grows every Pest, Bat, Insect, Snake and Spider whenever life is gained, so a wide board of small creature-type bodies gets bigger with every lifegain trigger. Many cards generate life on small events (creatures entering, landfall, Pest tokens dying, attacks), while a second group of lifegain payoffs drains opponents for each point of life gained, so the same triggers both grow the board and drain the table. How it wins: Repeated lifegain triggers pump a wide team of tribal creatures and drain every opponent, with the pumped team (and the +3/+3 anthem) finishing in combat when the drain alone does not. Key roles: - Lifegain drain payoffs: These turn each lifegain event into life loss for opponents, so the incidental gain from the rest of the deck becomes a steady, non-combat clock. (South Wind Avatar, Starscape Cleric, Enduring Tenacity) - Lifegain engines: Cheap creatures and permanents that gain life from creatures entering, landfall, attacks or dying fuel Blech's counters and the drain triggers many times per turn, and replacement effects make each instance larger. (Essence Warden, Pest Rescuer, Eumidian Terrabotanist) - Pest and tribal token makers: Cards that make 1/1 Pests, Insects and Spiders supply bodies that carry Blech's counters, and the Pests refund life when they die. (Pest Infestation, Beledros Witherbloom, Ribtruss Roaster) - Counter and token multipliers: Effects that add extra counters or double tokens and counters make each Blech trigger and each token maker produce far more value, and they also feed counter-matters payoffs. (Winding Constrictor, Doubling Season, Iridescent Hornbeetle) - Sacrifice and death value: Sacrifice outlets and death triggers convert the swarm of small tokens into life, drained life, cards and new tokens, while Skullclamp and Tend the Pests turn spare bodies into resources. (Cauldron of Essence, Moldervine Reclamation, Blight Mound) - Recursion: Reanimation effects and self-recurring creatures bring back dead creatures and keep the sacrifice and enter-the-battlefield lifegain loops running. (Whip of Erebos, Moseo, Vein's New Dean, Teacher's Pest) - Team pump and evasion: Anthems and combat enablers grant lifegain on attack, menace, deathtouch and large bonuses, so the wide board can push through blockers and end the game. (Comforting Counsel, Root Manipulation, Feral Appetite)

Blech, Loafing Pest decklist

  • Arcane Signet
  • Cauldron of Essence
  • Pristine Talisman
  • Skullclamp
  • Sol Ring
  • Talisman of Resilience
  • Whip of Erebos
  • Bojuka Bog
  • Command Tower
  • Deathcap Glade
  • Exotic Orchard
  • Fabled Passage
  • 9× Forest
  • High Market
  • Jungle Hollow
  • Llanowar Wastes
  • Necroblossom Snarl
  • Overgrown Tomb
  • 9× Swamp
  • Swarmyard
  • Tainted Wood
  • Turbulent Fen
  • Twilight Mire
  • Undergrowth Stadium
  • Vernal Fen
  • Woodland Cemetery
  • Arasta of the Endless Web
  • Beledros Witherbloom
  • Blex, Vexing Pest // Search for Blex
  • Bogwater Lumaret
  • Dina, Soul Steeper
  • Duskshell Crawler
  • Eccentric Pestfinder // Turn Stones
  • Enduring Tenacity
  • Essence Warden
  • Eumidian Terrabotanist
  • Gorma, the Gullet
  • Haywire Mite
  • Iridescent Hornbeetle
  • Kazandu Nectarpot
  • Lluwen, Exchange Student // Pest Friend
  • Meltstrider Eulogist
  • Mirkwood Bats
  • Moseo, Vein's New Dean
  • Ohran Frostfang
  • Pest Mascot
  • Pest Rescuer
  • Prosperous Innkeeper
  • Ribtruss Roaster
  • Sakura-Tribe Elder
  • Scute Swarm
  • Shopkeeper's Bane
  • South Wind Avatar
  • Starscape Cleric
  • Teacher's Pest
  • Twitching Doll
  • Virulent Emissary
  • Winding Constrictor
  • Blight Mound
  • Comforting Counsel
  • Doubling Season
  • Feral Appetite
  • Hardened Scales
  • Moldervine Reclamation
  • Springleaf Parade
  • Arachnogenesis
  • Assassin's Trophy
  • Dina's Guidance
  • Heroic Intervention
  • Inspiring Call
  • Mortality Spear
  • Tend the Pests
  • Witherbloom Charm
  • Professor Dellian Fel
  • Cultivate
  • Farseek
  • Grapple with Death
  • Immoral Bargain
  • Nature's Lore
  • Pest Infestation
  • Root Manipulation
  • Swamp
  • Forest
Loading deck…