Dumb Ways to Die
Francisco, Fowl Marauder & Akiri, Line-Slinger Commander Deck
The deck pairs Francisco, Fowl Marauder with Akiri, Line-Slinger to build a wide artifact-centric board, using equipment like Cranial Plating and Bloodforged Battle-Axe to make creatures increasingly threatening while Akiri scales in power alongside the artifact count. A central combo line runs through Agatha's Soul Cauldron, which exiles persist creatures from the graveyard to grant their activated sacrifice abilities to other creatures with +1/+1 counters, enabling infinite sacrifice loops with free sac outlets like Carrion Feeder to generate unbounded counters, damage, or death triggers. The deck supports this engine with tutors, fast mana, and counterspell disruption, ultimately winning through combat damage amplified by equipment and commander synergies or through the persist combo generating lethal drain or damage.
Decklist
- Agent of the Shadow Thieves
- Ornithopter of Paradise
- Fellwar Stone
- Talisman of Hierarchy
- Walking Ballista
- Lesser Masticore
- Putrid Goblin
- Necrosynthesis
- Dark Confidant
- Reckless Fireweaver
- Carrion Feeder
- Arcane Signet
- Bloodforged Battle-Axe
- Cranial Plating
- Vesuva
- Talisman of Conviction
- Ancient Den
- Agatha's Soul Cauldron
- Sulfurous Springs
- Command Tower
- Hangarback Walker
- Faithless Looting
- Vampire Hexmage
- Buried Ruin
- 2× Swamp
- 2× Plains
- Nesting Grounds
- Vault of Whispers
- Rustvale Bridge
- Springleaf Drum
- Dark Depths
- Sol Ring
- Caves of Koilos
- Lost Jitte
- Drossforge Bridge
- Prismatic Vista
- Animal Sanctuary
- Karn's Bastion
- Tainted Peak
- 2× Mountain
- Opal Palace
- Requisition Raid
- Phyrexian Tower
- Scroll Rack
- Juri, Master of the Revue
- Callous Sell-Sword // Burn Together
- Skullclamp
- Great Furnace
- Metallic Mimic
- Mother of Runes
- Imp's Mischief
- Sensei's Divining Top
- Thran Vigil
- Withering Boon
- Expedition Map
- Smoldering Marsh
- Cathartic Reunion
- Blackcleave Cliffs
- Blazemire Verge
- Mount Doom
- Mana Tithe
- Cauldron Haze
- Swords to Plowshares
- Kediss, Emberclaw Familiar
- Dragonskull Summit
- Reprieve
- Wishclaw Talisman
- Grand Abolisher
- Exotic Orchard
- Unearth
- Sheltered by Ghosts
- Null Elemental Blast
- Viscera Seer
- Spire of Industry
- Bartolomé del Presidio
- First Day of Class
- Fling
- Battlefield Forge
- Crystal Vein
- Urza's Saga
- Recommission
- Trailblazer's Boots
- Demonic Consultation
- Dark Ritual
- Case of the Stashed Skeleton
- Tibalt's Trickery
- Chef's Kiss
- Momo's Heist
- Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
- Guild Artisan
- Noble Heritage
- Spider-Punk
- Godless Shrine
- Dark Petition
- Kayla's Reconstruction