Willie Lumpkin, Postman drives a politics-meets-card-draw engine, repeatedly connecting as an unblockable commander to draw cards and offer opponents a card in exchange for their non-aggression, stacking up diplomatic immunity while fueling the deck's many draw-triggered payoffs. Every card drawn pumps creatures with +1/+1 counters through pieces like Shang-Chi and the Ten Rings and Krang, the All-Powerful, which also doubles draw triggers, while token generators reward each second card drawn per turn with a growing army of illusions, faeries, and other tokens. The deck wins through combat with an ever-growing board of counter-laden, often unblockable creatures thanks to Herald of Secret Streams, or by reaching the twenty-counter threshold on Twenty-Toed Toad, all while layers of political protection from opponents keep Willie connecting safely turn after turn.

Willie :3 (#1600) decklist

• King T'Challa // Black Panther, Hope Enduring
• The Theorist, Jace Beleren
• Minn, Wily Illusionist
• Ominous Seas
• Emrakul's Messenger
• Orzhov Advokist
• Sapphire Medallion
• Ripples of Potential
• Silent Hallcreeper
• Pip-Boy 3000
• Mystic Sanctuary
• Mischievous Mystic
• Thopter Mechanic
• Shang-Chi and the Ten Rings
• Bastion Protector
• Hengegate Pathway // Mistgate Pathway
• Glacial Fortress
• Skycloud Expanse
• Command Tower
• 9× Plains
• Floodfarm Verge
• Mystic Gate
• Falcon and Redwing
• Loran of the Third Path
• Political Triumph
• Chasm Skulker
• Azorius Signet
• Thought Vessel
• Prairie Stream
• Port Town
• Homunculus Horde
• Teferi, Temporal Pilgrim
• Aetherize
• Noble Heritage
• Hindering Light
• Fishing Gear
• Tezzeret's Gambit
• Herald of Secret Streams
• Twenty-Toed Toad
• Rikku, Resourceful Guardian
• Sink into Stupor // Soporific Springs
• Pongify
• 9× Island
• As Foretold
• Path to Exile
• Kid Loki
• Iron Man, Armored Avenger
• Nils, Discipline Enforcer
• Proft's Eidetic Memory
• Lyla, Holographic Assistant
• Wave Goodbye
• Danny Pink
• Irma, Part-Time Mutant
• Baxter, Fly in the Ointment
• An Offer You Can't Refuse
• Slip Out the Back
• Reality Shift
• Sol Ring
• Arcane Signet
• Andúril, Narsil Reforged
• Reliquary Tower
• Faerie Vandal
• Everett K. Ross, Hapless Attaché
• The Second Doctor
• Tataru Taru
• Swords to Plowshares
• Dovin's Veto
• Staggering Insight
• Talisman of Progress
• Adarkar Wastes
• Deserted Beach
• Azorius Chancery
• Nimbus Maze
• Gleaming Bastion
• Mikaeus, the Lunarch
• Krang, the All-Powerful
• Sejiri Shelter // Sejiri Glacier
• Arcane Denial
• Sword of the Animist
• The Queen of Dale