🫂💗🫂 Mutual Masturbation (or: No Commander Left Behind) 🫂💗🫂
Kenrith, the Returned King Commander Deck
This deck uses Kenrith, the Returned King as a political hub, leveraging his five activated abilities while a suite of cost-reduction effects like Training Grounds and Biomancer's Familiar make those abilities cheaper to activate. The core gameplan floods the table with card draw through symmetrical draw engines, extra land drops, and mana-doubling effects, building overwhelming resources while keeping opponents pacified through group-hug politics and protective counterspells. The deck wins by using the massive card advantage and mana production to either reanimate a threat like Blightsteel Colossus with Kenrith's black ability or draw into Jace, Wielder of Mysteries and empty the library for an instant win condition.
Decklist
- Nyxbloom Ancient
- Heroic Intervention
- Scheming Symmetry
- Minds Aglow
- Heartbeat of Spring
- Heartwood Storyteller
- Font of Mythos
- Breeding Pool
- Prosperity
- Morphic Pool
- Sea of Clouds
- Biomancer's Familiar
- Hallowed Fountain
- Misty Rainforest
- Birds of Paradise
- Jace, Wielder of Mysteries
- Folio of Fancies
- Temple Garden
- Library of Leng
- Blightsteel Colossus
- Zirda, the Dawnwaker
- Tamiyo, the Moon Sage
- Homeward Path
- Howling Mine
- Kami of the Crescent Moon
- Zhur-Taa Ancient
- Elixir of Immortality
- Yavimaya Hollow
- Rejuvenating Springs
- Vault of Champions
- The World Tree
- Wandering Archaic // Explore the Vastlands
- Walking Archive
- Training Center
- Spire Garden
- Master of Ceremonies
- Gluntch, the Bestower
- Decanter of Endless Water
- Bloom Tender
- Mana Drain
- Exterminatus
- Training Grounds
- Arcane Signet
- Reality Shift
- Spectator Seating
- Undergrowth Stadium
- Agatha of the Vile Cauldron
- Mana Flare
- The Second Doctor
- Leyline of the Guildpact
- Finale of Revelation
- Flooded Strand
- Windswept Heath
- Final Showdown
- Prismatic Vista
- Seize the Spotlight
- Ulamog, the Defiler
- Sol Ring
- Dryad of the Ilysian Grove
- Arcane Denial
- Sokrates, Athenian Teacher
- Tamiyo, Field Researcher
- Dawn's Truce
- Long River's Pull
- Fabled Passage
- Rites of Flourishing
- Command Tower
- Tempt with Discovery
- Ghirapur Orrery
- Kwain, Itinerant Meddler
- Noble Hierarch
- Counterspell
- Exotic Orchard
- Floodfarm Verge
- Hushwood Verge
- An Offer You Can't Refuse
- Dictate of Kruphix
- Chromatic Lantern
- Condemn
- Forbidden Orchard
- Bountiful Promenade
- Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis
- Chrome Mox
- Willowrush Verge
- Swords to Plowshares
- Bugenhagen, Wise Elder
- Reflecting Pool
- Great Divide Guide
- Path to Exile
- Fierce Guardianship
- Flare of Fortitude
- Clever Concealment
- Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student // Tamiyo, Seasoned Scholar
- 2× Plains
- 2× Forest
- 2× Island