Barf, the loafing pest

Blech, Loafing Pest Commander Deck

Blech, Loafing Pest turns life gain into a creature-scaling engine, triggering +1/+1 counters across the board whenever you gain life, which happens constantly through a web of Pest tokens, landfall triggers, attack triggers, and creature death. The deck floods the board with Pests and Insects, then grows them into massive threats through repeated life gain events, amplified further by Hardened Scales and cards that double life gained like Alhammarret's Archive and Pest Rescuer. The deck wins through overwhelming combat with a board of enormous creatures buffed by pump spells and trample enablers, while Sanguine Bond converts each life gain trigger into direct opponent life loss as a secondary pressure axis.

Decklist

• Fountain of Renewal
• Tablet of the Guilds
• Iridescent Hornbeetle
• Kazandu Nectarpot
• Lifecrafter's Gift
• Alhammarret's Archive
• Radiant Fountain
• Sanguine Bond
• Sapseep Forest
• Hornet Queen
• Pristine Talisman
• Hornet Nest
• Moldervine Reclamation
• Mirkwood Bats
• Necroblossom Snarl
• The Gitrog, Ravenous Ride
• Tainted Wood
• Woodland Cemetery
• Bolas's Citadel
• Twitching Doll
• Haywire Mite
• Culling Ritual
• Overrun
• Vampiric Rites
• Rampant Growth
• Blood Artist
• Aatchik, Emerald Radian
• Jungle Hollow
• Bojuka Bog
• Temple of Malady
• Herd Heirloom
• Swiftfoot Boots
• Arasta of the Endless Web
• Arcane Signet
• Inspiring Call
• Hardened Scales
• Vernal Fen
• Cultivate
• The Gitrog Monster
• Twilight Mire
• Meltstrider Eulogist
• Eumidian Terrabotanist
• Assassin's Trophy
• Command Tower
• Illegitimate Business
• Bogwater Lumaret
• Grapple with Death
• Lluwen, Exchange Student // Pest Friend
• Pest Mascot
• Witherbloom Charm
• Pest Infestation
• Blight Mound
• Teacher's Pest
• Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest
• Rogue's Passage
• Llanowar Wastes
• Mortality Spear
• Beledros Witherbloom
• Eccentric Pestfinder // Turn Stones
• Pest Rescuer
• Ribtruss Roaster
• Efflorescence
• Essenceknit Scholar
• Shopkeeper's Bane
• Root Manipulation
• Beast Within
• Sol Ring
• Phyrexian Arena
• Village Rites
• Second Harvest
• Cryptolith Rite
• Virulent Emissary
• Gorma, the Gullet
• Cauldron of Essence
• Dina's Guidance
• Moseo, Vein's New Dean
• Deathcap Glade
• 12× Forest
• 10× Swamp