
Let Them Fight
Queen Marchesa
Aikido Politics
Drop your list below and Farseek reads its true identity.




Half the list is classically Marchesa, but slipping Fire Covenant, Flumph, and Verrak into the 99 suggests someone who does their own homework and actually enjoys turning obscure interactions into the scariest thing at the table.
This player insists they're a pacifist, then spends the whole game whispering suggestions into everyone's ear until the table is on fire and they're the last one holding a bucket.
Three hundred dollars of carefully chosen chaos, with Teferi's Protection sitting at the top of the receipt like a $37 insurance policy everyone else at the table wishes they'd bought.