Kitt Kanto, Mayhem Diva leads a Naya go-wide tokens deck that floods the board with 1/1 Citizens and other small creatures. It uses that crowd two ways. Excess bodies get tapped on every player's turn to make Kitt pump and goad a creature, pushing opponents into attacking each other. On its own turn the deck pumps a creature of its own with +2/+2 and trample. Creature-entering payoffs, alliance triggers and anthem effects turn the swarm into card draw, Treasure and lethal mass attacks, while goad and politics effects keep opponents fighting each other instead of the deck. How it wins: It goes wide with tokens, then closes with an overrun-style alpha strike boosted by anthems, team pumps, double strike and trample, after goad has worn opponents down by making them attack one another. Key roles: - Token generation: Recurring and burst effects build the wide board that feeds Kitt Kanto's tap cost, convoke and every other payoff (Assemble the Legion, Grand Crescendo, Phabine, Boss's Confidant). - Enter-the-battlefield and alliance payoffs: Each new creature grows a body, makes Treasure, draws or scries, or shuts down blockers, so token makers double as value engines (Rose Room Treasurer, Boss's Chauffeur, Rumor Gatherer). - Goad and table politics: Alongside Kitt Kanto's goad, these effects force opposing creatures to attack elsewhere, hand out symmetrical gifts that steer opponents' attacks away, or punish attacks into this deck (Agitator Ant, Life of the Party, Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs). - Tapped-creature synergy: Creatures tapped for Kitt Kanto's trigger or for convoke are not wasted. They create Treasure or become a wave of Rhino tokens (Crash the Party, Prosperous Partnership, March of the Multitudes). - Anthems and overrun finishers: Team-wide pumps, trample and double strike turn a field of 1/1s into lethal damage, with evasion granted against blockers (Thunderfoot Baloth, Beastmaster Ascension, Champion of Lambholt). - Creature-count card draw and landfall: Draw spells scale with board size, and landfall and ramp cards also produce bodies or counters to refill and grow the swarm (Shamanic Revelation, Camaraderie, Felidar Retreat).

Cabaretti Cacophony decklist

• Phabine, Boss's Confidant
• Leafkin Druid
• Sakura-Tribe Elder
• Agitator Ant
• Bess, Soul Nourisher
• Champion of Lambholt
• Magus of the Wheel
• Orzhov Advokist
• Rumor Gatherer
• Scute Swarm
• Selvala, Explorer Returned
• Wood Elves
• Zurzoth, Chaos Rider
• Arasta of the Endless Web
• Life of the Party
• Master of Ceremonies
• Rose Room Treasurer
• Sizzling Soloist
• Boss's Chauffeur
• Gahiji, Honored One
• Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
• Thunderfoot Baloth
• Cabaretti Confluence
• Camaraderie
• Cultivate
• Fell the Mighty
• Harmonize
• Indulge // Excess
• Martial Coup
• Seize the Spotlight
• Shamanic Revelation
• Sylvan Offering
• Vivien's Stampede
• Artifact Mutation
• Aura Mutation
• Beast Within
• Boros Charm
• Cabaretti Charm
• Crash the Party
• Call the Coppercoats
• Grand Crescendo
• March of the Multitudes
• Path to Exile
• Sol Ring
• Arcane Signet
• Bloodthirsty Blade
• Fellwar Stone
• Idol of Oblivion
• Commander's Sphere
• Scepter of Celebration
• False Floor
• Intangible Virtue
• Awakening Zone
• Beastmaster Ascension
• Duelist's Heritage
• Killer Service
• Prosperous Partnership
• Felidar Retreat
• Outpost Siege
• Assemble the Legion
• Sandwurm Convergence
• Ash Barrens
• Cabaretti Courtyard
• Canopy Vista
• Castle Ardenvale
• Castle Embereth
• Cinder Glade
• Command Tower
• Exotic Orchard
• Fortified Village
• Game Trail
• Jungle Shrine
• Mossfire Valley
• Myriad Landscape
• Naya Panorama
• Path of Ancestry
• Rugged Prairie
• Sungrass Prairie
• Temple of Triumph
• Thriving Bluff
• Thriving Grove
• Thriving Heath
• Windbrisk Heights
• 2× Plains
• 2× Plains
• 2× Mountain
• 2× Mountain
• 4× Forest
• 4× Forest